**Looking for ONE legendary roommate who can walk upright and occasionally remember to close the fridge door!**
You know those people who claim their place has "good walkability"? Well, ours has a **WALKING SCORE OF 100** – which is basically like having teleportation powers but with more steps. Literally 5 minutes to THREE shopping centers where you can buy groceries, watch movies, eat your feelings at Cheesecake Factory, and pretend you'll actually use that Planet Fitness membership.
**THE DEAL:**
- Month-to-month (because commitment is scary)
- $300 deposit (cheaper than therapy)
- Furnished room with NEW bed and TV (previous bed was haunted by bad Netflix choices)
- Your own bathroom (no awkward shower schedules!)
- Kitchen privileges (Gordon Ramsay skills not required)
- Limited laundry use (please don't wash your entire extended family's clothes)
- Pool, jacuzzi, gym (basically a resort, but with more responsibility)
**DEALBREAKERS:**
No smoking, pets, drugs, or overnight guests. This isn't a hostel, a pharmacy, or the Humane Society.
**REQUIREMENTS:**
- ONE person (clones don't count)
- Full-time job outside the home
- Basic human decency
- Phone number (smoke signals don't work here)
Ready to live your best Chula Vista life? Send your contact info, life story (brief), and phone number. Mystery emailers will be ignored harder than a spam folder.
*Bus route #225 practically at your doorstep – downtown adventures await!*