He contacted me about my DIRT BLOWER and I can't get a hild of him.
He said he wanted to come over an test my blower, by blowing all the dirt on my property at the Grandma next door.
He said it would make her sick, so, ai said DO IT.
I really do not care about her health at all, or anyone else's for thst matter. So what do I care if Solomon Gordillo comes to my house and blows my dirt at her.
EVERYONE IS DOING IT, SO WHAT IS THE PROBLEM???
Why can't I unwrap my brand new shiny electric DIRT blower thAt my wife gave me for Christmas, and vlow dirt on YOUR DOG?
You do it to me all the time. Dirt falls on me constantly. So I have to vlow it at the Grandma next door, because a broom, Vaccum, or hose, would work too well.
Any way.
If anyone knows SOLOMON GORDILLO, let him know I have his DIRT BLOWER RIGHT HERE.
SOLOMON GORDILLO
S-O-L-O-M-O-N G-O-R-D-I-L-L-O
*** This is a PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT, so, PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERY SINGLE LERDON YOU KNOW.
We reallu want to get this DIRTY DIRT BLOWER in to the right hands, so they can peper all.of our property with bio active dirt.
We NEED THIS NASTY SERVICE because BLOWING PARASITES, MOLD, FUNGUS, BACTERIA, AND VIRUSES EVERYWHERE, is a GOOD THIN TO DO.
Silomon knows, just ask him about it when you find him.
We have his name logged in our Data Base now, vut could uae his # and adfress for any potential reports to authorities.
Any way, I think this blower is a Pulvo Malo 9000, Life Destroyer. It ia very powerful, so if you want to TRY to buy this disgustinh thing, reach out.