I am at my wits end. Poor me, no money, no job, not much of anything going for me except sobriety for the last 3 days. I'm not even good looking. So that gives me every right to post for a free room on Craigslist. But wait, ideally I could do something like pet sitting, house sitting, very light cleaning, maybe a handyperson since I do know how to use a screwdriver, or being your companion. Isn't that the norm on here? No, I'm not planning on getting a job or winning the lottery. I just need a kind, Christian person to help me out with a free room, ideally a private bath, and hopefully a private entrance. Naturally, I have a service dog and a cat that I just can't part with. I is somewhat educated to. IDEALLY, you're quiet and know how to lend a helping hand. That would be ideal. Did I miss anything? Oh yeah, and I can move in today. That would also be ideal. No sexual stuff either. I'm a devout Christian, born again 3 days ago when I found the Sweet Baby Jesus.